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Small Dick Losers Humiliation Hump Day

Not sure what it is about Wednesday that has me coming to write a blog for you small dick losers but once again here I am to say: Happy Hump Day! Please go easy humping the pillow.

What? You know the only thing your dick is seeing is a fucking pillow or maybe you are opting to hump the mattress or couch cushion. Either way that small dick of yours is so not seeing a pussy.

I mean you technically could show off your dick to A pussy but its just the screen on your phone and that pussy isnt moaning for your limp noodle. That oooh ya baby pound me harder is for that vibrator in her hand or the porn dick you will never measure up to be.

Ya this is where you go fuck Bree your harsh but that dick twitching between your fingers is going yes please more humiliation. I crave more small dick humiliation for I am unworthy of a pussy.

Which I am more than happy to dish out to you over the phone hahah cause my fingers love twirling through your wallet. Taking that crisp cash that funny enough is bigger than your so called “hard on”.

This is where you open your mouth to tell me I have it all wrong that your are not like all the other small dick losers out there but unfortunately as your lips flap open your dick is way too over stimulated and will burst away.

Ooopsie can’t handle a hot, sexy phone sex brat even mentioning you cushion humping before your dick explodes. So maybe next time you put the cock down and call me so that you can hear my ever so sweet laughter.

Sure the words make for a fun humiliation phone sex call but my laughter is what will stick with you longer after loser boy!

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Cum Eater Phone Sex with Bree

Ya your fucking princess is putting fingers to the keys arent you lucky but this one poor sap am totally calling him out for the nasty fuck he is. Total cum eater really!

He calls me up going am I wonder what my cum taste like?

Umm like seriously dude you wondering what your ball juice taste like?

You been eating that nasty seed your whole life. If I know perverts like I know perverts especially the perverts over the last oh how ever I have been doing phone sex. You guys eat cum every single fucking day cause you never fucking wash your hands.

OMG its nasty shit. The lack of washing not the cum eating. Well that is eww too but what ever.

Like I will hear a dude wanking it in the car then still with me on the phone put his softening cock back in his pants and touch everything and go out for dinner.

With me still on the phone I hear all this shit!

Like you dudes are the reason I purell everywhere.

Oh and this fetish princess can not. I repeat can not borrow another persons phone like OMG dick hands and pondering if its cum eater’s finger marks. EWWW!

Say it with me boys – hand cleaner is your friend.

OMG the amount of semen you have ingested had to be buckets and buckets. And this dude is all “I wonder what it would taste like?”

Dude you have been probably ever since you discovered that dick was a joystick of amusement. Why do you think your mom said to wash your hands so much as a little kid. Cause they knew!

So ya course I am laughing my ass off big time during that cum eater phone sex call like honestly how could you not?

So if your serious about gobbling up some nut butter then give me a call I am in the mood to hear ya squirt off a protein shake love it if you could spray it right into your mouth. Fuck that would be hot! lol

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Rub Your Panty Bulge for Bratty Phone Sex Princess Bree

Does your little snoop online have you looking at men who wear panties?

Sure you started out curious if other men wore panties too now your finding its oddly erotic to see those bulges. Often think what it would be like to drop down to your knees to worship those panty bulges?

Hey I am not gonna stop ya. If anything this bratty phone sex princess is gonna give you a hard core nudge and say why arent you off finding another panty boy to rub upon. No its not gay to wanna touch and rub against each other. Nowadays they just call that heteroflexible.

Ooooh did I just give you a new term?

Ya thats when an opportunity presents itself with a person of the same sex and ya wont say no. Doesnt mean your bisexual or gay just more hey why not! Lots of my friends are hetroflexible now. Guess it sounds cooler than saying bisexual or bi curious.

So when your sitting there rubbing your panty covered cock looking at fellow panty boys bulges you can just say your exploring your heteroflexible side! Oh and your welcome for that little tidbit of sexual info. Bet it will make you feel far more comfortable should your other half walk in on you. Now just to explain why your in the panties?

That I dont have an answer for unless you say but baby you know how hard your pussy makes my cock! This was the only way I could think to get your pussy scent on my cock without you here. Hey damn thats might be a fucking good excuse. Your welcome again.

Now just think thats two rocking good excuses why your a panty boy imagine how hot a panty boy phone sex call will be with me! Yup I went there haha.

Like you expect anything less from this bratty phone sex princess.

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex with Bree

So what is it with you guys wanting to do a guided masturbation phone sex call? Seriously, like have you not figured out by now how to stroke your own cock?

Or is it one of those things where even your own hand is bored with what its having to do? So ya this sounds like I am complaining but really its more a WTF? Do you expect me to do with that limp piece of meat between your legs. Well some of you might have a bit of a bone to work with but ya know.

Sure I have been doing phone sex for awhile now and all but honestly are you wanting me to give ya like a road map on how to stroke your dick? Or do you want me to describe some hot sexy fantasy that you will never be apart of in real life. Ya I know “Bree your a bitch!” but really I wanna know!

Like all these years of doing guided masturbation phone sex have to say that has always been a question on my mind. Rather silly to ask now but ya know better late than never. Which I cant say for you guys, your dicks never cum at the right time hahah.

So ya give me a call and lets talk over the finer points of this masturbation thing. Instructions vs fantasy vs whatever. Then I can go back to not giving a shit hahaha.

Princess Bree!

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