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Bree’s Horny Phone Sex Pay Pig

A certain horny phone sex pay pig was reaching for the phone and his wallet the other day. You all know who that is Wally, who was traveling for work and course knew he had to spend some time and money on his favorite bratty princess.

He tells me stories of how he will randomly and secretly spoil girls in his path which is cool but it doesnt fill that need he has. The one where a girl fully knows he is spoiling them and well lets face it. Only. Wants. MORE!

That is how he became a phone sex pay pig that desire to hear a hot sexy princess say open that wallet its mine. Give me what it contains. Lord know he wont hear a girl asking for whats in his pants. Well the front zipper area. Nah that back pocket is all we hot girls want. That thick bulge cause we know you bulked up at the bank machine.

Wally is probably reading this getting super hot and horny all over again as you should. Actually there is no probably about it he is. Cause I know your reading this Wally my lil phone sex pay pig, that tip the other day was very disappointing. I know for a fact you can do better. You will do better with tipping on the next round of wallet fucking calls too.

Hopefully this blog will have dear phone sex pay pig Wally pushing for another business trip away, so he can make it up to me. Ya and the whole hang up shit doesnt make up for the tip shortage. One had nothing to do with the other for this bratty princess.

Cant wait to hear from ya again Wally 🙂

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex with Bree

So what is it with you guys wanting to do a guided masturbation phone sex call? Seriously, like have you not figured out by now how to stroke your own cock?

Or is it one of those things where even your own hand is bored with what its having to do? So ya this sounds like I am complaining but really its more a WTF? Do you expect me to do with that limp piece of meat between your legs. Well some of you might have a bit of a bone to work with but ya know.

Sure I have been doing phone sex for awhile now and all but honestly are you wanting me to give ya like a road map on how to stroke your dick? Or do you want me to describe some hot sexy fantasy that you will never be apart of in real life. Ya I know “Bree your a bitch!” but really I wanna know!

Like all these years of doing guided masturbation phone sex have to say that has always been a question on my mind. Rather silly to ask now but ya know better late than never. Which I cant say for you guys, your dicks never cum at the right time hahah.

So ya give me a call and lets talk over the finer points of this masturbation thing. Instructions vs fantasy vs whatever. Then I can go back to not giving a shit hahaha.

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Blue Ball Phone Sex with Princess Bree

Who knew that saying I love giving guys blue balls would have you all going OMG Bree your so fucking mean. Like did you just crawl out from under a rock or something?

Duh!

Be it real life orgasm denial or blue ball phone sex fantasies I am all over making you totally uncomfortable. Hah! Making you hard and those balls swollen with no satisfaction in sight is sort of my thing, ya know.

Ok well apparently you dont know for most of ya were all your not that mean are you? Which I was totally smiling through going nah. This sweet face? Could I be that mean? Never!

Then laugh when they were all ok so you will let me cum? Please! Like I give two shits about you shooting cum everywhere. Or is it more like a few dribbles I mean losers with small dicks only ever have a few drops.

If anything me pushing you into a blue balls phone sex call is doing you a fucking favor cause I am making you build up that nut juice into something worthy of releasing. May take a few orgasm denial calls but we can get you to a point of an awesome orgasm.

So maybe stop thinking of me doing you a disservice during a blue ball phone sex call and more how you can control your orgasms. Hell ya like I am being super thoughtful. Oh gawd! Never mind think of me as a bratty bitch that is ruining your orgasm and life. I prefer that.

Give your favorite bratty princess a call today for some blue ball phone sex fantasies.

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Bree Loves Humiliating Phone Sex Losers

Hey phone sex losers! Ya your favorite bratty princess found her way back to her blog what can I say between fucking you over on the phone and well just having fun off the phone my blog time rather sucks. I fully admit it and well get over it.

I was on the phone with Wally the dude that loves to be all OMG Princess you deserve my paycheck. I will do what ever you want. That guy! Well we were talking about phone sex losers mainly how he fit the list of losers but there was also this discussion on real life losers.

You know those losers that I love to tease to the point of getting them rock hard and giving them the ultimate in blue balls cause well it makes me happy. My happiness is the most important thing in the world right? Duh YES!

There was this one friend and well he still is a friend cause well I like torturing him with what he cant have. Plus he is good for a laugh. Girl needs one of those twits in her life.

My friend spent quite a bit of money on me at the bar and I was all fuck ya bring it on! He thought he was gonna get in my panties. OH SHIT NO!

Just cause you spend your pay cheque on me doesnt mean you will be getting in my panties. I choose who gets in there. Trust me this fucker doesnt qualify as princess pussy worthy. He couldnt get a leaky tap wet!

So afterwards we were hanging out at his place and I was all well your my entertainment lets see how far I can push you. AKA how blue can I get this fuckers balls. haha.

He was all grinding and dry humping my hip begging for my pussy. Which you phone sex losers all know I wont give up at just any fucker. You have to be fucking awesome to get my pussy. The grinding only proved he was not worthy of such an amazing pussy cause he lacked the inches to impress. Haha

It was super fun to watch him thinking he was gonna get somewhere. That all those drinks he bought me were to “loosen me up” Sorry there isnt enough drinks to get me ready for THAT.

Did enjoy giving him massive blue balls though. How about you? In need of being humiliated and denied by a hot bratty princess? Oh you so are give me a call.

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Wallet Rape Phone Sex with Bree

Shit the wankers are coming out of the closets this week. Like last week fucking Taboo Brian called up and this week Wally dialed up to spoil his fav phone sex princess. Course I had to ask where the fuck he had been? If I am your favorite then really how can you go so long with not talking or spoiling me?

The answer?

He fucking got a girlfriend. Like a live, breathing, touchable, fuckable kind. Ya I had him repeat it too. Apparently phone wankers can get fucked in real life. Who knew?

Course its a new relationship and he is all OMG when can I tell her I am a closet freak? Umm never like HELLO that is why I am here. Plus I dont want her trying to dig those girlfriend fingers in your wallet. Thats all mine baby!

So open it up and lets get to pampering Me! Its been way too long since your wallet said Hi to my hot ass.

Ya reading this should get you twitching to spoil me some more there Wally. Shall I point out that there is a lovely link to my wishlist page in the bottom of this blog?? Well there is and you can buy me shit off it. Any fucking time. Hell do it when your sitting on the other end of the couch playing footies with the girlfriend. Ya honey I did like that movie. *click* present for Bree.

Yes I do think we should go see that movie on friday night. *click* present for Bree.

See how fucking hot that is? Oh ya emptying your wallet right under your sweet girlfriends nose. Hell ya bring it on!

Then there is always calling your favorite bratty princess for a wallet rape 🙂

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Phone Sex Princess Bree Humiliates a Wanna Be Cum Piggy

So in typical phone sex Princess style I have been busy enjoying the fucking awesome weather on the west coast. Ya you think that Canada means its the land of ice and snow and well brrr. Fucking far from the truth its been sun, sand and bikinis. Ok so the bikinis are a bit far off but not that much. hahah.

When my ass aint soaking up the sun its around for your fucked up losers kinky, taboo sexual fantasies. Dude like OMG the shit that goes through your minds to get your dicks hard. FUCK!

Well most of you know cause I blog about ya! Why should I be the only one to giggle over the humiliating shit that happens on the phone. Nah! Like take all the blogs about taboo brian he is one fucked up cum hungry dude.

Why bring him up well cause he called of course! That little wanna be cum piggy called me last night cause his boring vanilla wife was sound asleep and he needed to whack one off since should wouldnt spread her legs. Wonder what she would think if she knew the sick filthy things he thought about to get his dick hard? Haaaaaa!

Well Taboo Brian was a totally fucking jerk off last night wandering around a camping site twiddling his cock here and there trying to thinking totally taboo things. HINTING about what he would like to do cause he didnt wanna speak too loud and alter the people in tents that they had a full on cum craving creep wandering around.

Yup dont fear the wild life! Ya got to fear the dude in slot 10 who will jump out and suck your dick. The whole time Bree dont make me do anything stupid I gotta stay normal. Dont make me a cum piggy. Hah like I am his kyrptonite. Dont worry Taboo Brian your phone sex princess’ got your back lets go spew some cum on the side of your camper right underneath where your pathetic wife is sleeping.

OH and Taboo Brian is traveling to the OC so this wanna be cum piggy will be on the hunt for some dick. He is wanting a train to fill him with sticky jizz. Cant remember the dates but those in the area get your dicks ready a very deprived slut is on its way.

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Humiliating A Phone Sex Loser

Guess who was traveling for work? Well like you need to guess this phone sex loser was all over my twitter last night haha TABOO fucking BRIAN! Hell ya love it when he comes out to play. Would be better if he wasnt held up in buttfuck Georgia. Actually let me correct myself it no buttfuck Georgia. Seriously is there no cock sucking going on in that fucking state???

Like Taboo Brian was searching CL for some horny dude to come over and violate his drunken mouth hell even his virgin like ass and there were no ads posted since like beginning of February or something like that. WTF???

Here is a dude away for a few days from the old ball n chain and can totally tap into his taboo cock sucking desires and he is on the phone with ME! Well talking to me aint that bad part the bad part is there aint no fucking dick in his mouth and this phone sex princess isnt listening to some cock slurping. Thats the fucking shame!

Where do you Georgia fucks go to get nasty? There wasnt even a sex store there!!!!!! Can you believe it! Ok maybe if you live down there you might but I was all OMG OMG OMG you need to leave now cause you are about to be abducted by aliens or something. How does a town not have a sex store how do you people get your vibrators and dildos?

Anyway off my princess soap box of the lack of perversion in Georgia. Taboo Brian switched to a different online place and well there were some ads still iffy but once he placed an ad *cue angel music* there were responses. Like there are guys in need of their dicks to be sucked. He was getting hit off the fucking chart. So much he fucking hung up on me to go get dick hahaha.

I was rather insulted but he was like Bree dick on the other line got to go *click*

It had been years since he had real dick in his mouth vs just some lets talk about when you did cock sucking phone sex fantasy shit. Hey I love phone sex like duh! But when a dick worship whore has the chance to slap them lips on a throbbing cock I so know where he is going… To the real thing.

Mind you Taboo Brian is there till Thursday I think you best being calling your favorite phone sex princess with an update on your whoring ways. Wanna know how many dicks came in your Days Inn room last night? Did you get any complaints for being too loud? Oh the questions haha cause I am nosy like that.

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Bratty Princess Loves to Humiliate Phone Sex Losers

Y’all fucking know I love humiliation phone sex stuff like ya call up for some sph and I am all over that shit. Some times the degradation type talk just happens like I dont even try to make fun of you but hey you losers make it so easy… can’t help it!

Well I could but like I really want too. So this guy calls up and he is all I wanna do some cei fantasy stuff. Hell ya making a dude jerk off only to eat that loser load! I am on it! Well the forcing him to eat his jizz load no way I am touching that sticky dick crap. Ewww!

There we are right into him jerking off for me he is huffing and puffing like he is on the treadmill. Burning some serious calories apparently. Heads up your wife asks what you been doing at the hotel just say you were at the gym bwwwwah who am I kidding like your fat ass makes it to the gym. More like the 3rd trip to the buffet table.

So this keeps going of him being like *huff* I am gonna cum Princess. *huff*cough*

Dude ya gonna survive?

Then the phone drops like literally I am crashing my way off the filthy infested hotel bed on to the floor. Bang. Boom. Ouch!

Picks me back up with a sorry over his short breath. Ok back to jerking off. This time his voice is super faint. WTF? Before I was in a wind tunnel of over exertions “DUDE WHAT YOU DOING???????”

“I put you on speaker phone so I can jerk off better. I need two hands”

Really? Your dick requires two hands? This I find extremely hard to believe. I think its more like 1 hand to move the big ole belly rolls to find your small ass dick so that you can use the other to finger stroke your cock.

Oh that got the huffing n puffin working hard core then calling out his fat ass on his stroking technique. Thank fucking GAWD I didnt have to watch it on cam. Like said no no no! Who wants to see that?

Anyways that had him squirting his ball load in to that belly roll and he did gobble it up. How could he not its like straight up protein shake bwwwahhh he is a hungry fuck. Gobble Gobble!

Nothing like a humiliation phone sex by a sexy bratty princess who is younger, hotter than you will ever get.

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Perverted Phone Sex with Bree

There is this girl that I have been hanging out with for a bit and well she never fully knew what I did for “work” lets say. She was wondering how I could live in a cool apartment in the city asking if my dad was paying the bills. Ha fucking wish. Daddy cut me off ages ago. Now I am lucky to get a few hundred from him every other week.

Suppose letting her go through my closet was a mistake cause she was seeing all the clothes from my last shopping spree at VS when I was in Vancouver the other week. Thanks J! Not to mention my amazing collection of high end purses. Ya no walmart or winners for this perverted phone sex princess.

I rather not go around screaming I am a phone sex girl to people cause like most dont understand and well if your over a certain age and well unattractive you get really fucking bitchy. Hey girl I didnt invent the phone sex biz just jumped on the fun train. Like the old bitches have said I was a whore. Nah your old man calling me is the one wanting to be a gang bang cum whore.

Ok so little bit of unresolved issues on that one hahaha.

So I finally decided to tell my friend that I did phone sex fuck me if she didnt give me the for real? Look and was all excited. She was a closest pervert and once she knew that I talked to fucking male perverts all the time she was like sweet we can talk serious nastiness now.

It was pretty funny cause we ended up laughing and giggling over some of the fucked up things callers have said to me on the phone. Like Taboo Brian and Glory Hole Mark and a few others that dont give a shit if your outed.

She was so totally fascinated and even a bit perplexed hahah it was funny to watch her digest the level of filth that I talk about.

Course we never did really hit what she gets up to in the way of perversion so that could be an interesting conversation at a later date. YIKES! She may make you guys look like nuns hahahah!

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