Small Dick Phone Sex Losers

So have a question for all the small dick phone sex losers out there. Well maybe I already know the answer but like what is up with you guys moaning and begging for us phone girls to make gagging sounds on your limp dicks?

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Like I get it on some level your a loser and know that your never gonna get a girl so your left having to call us to jerk it with and then your left going well since I have her here gonna lie and tell her its this monster of a cock that she will be gagging on.

Dude the minute you ask us to gag on that thing we instantly know you watch too much fucking porn cause those of us who know how to give a blow job are fucking awesome at deep throating a cock and the fantasy big size you tell us isnt gaggable.

Now before you ask I am not gonna tell you phone sex losers what is an actual dick size that would get me probably gagging on it cause then you will read this and be all OMG I am gonna tell her and other phone girls thats the size of my dick so they will all make gagging sounds.

Fuck that shit.

The moment you screamed out that size I would be like dude I know you are twiddling a 3 inch wonder wiener and about to have that thing dribbling nut juice all over your stained tighty whites.

Ya not the visual I like to have either but hey why not share. Hah.

Maybe give up the big dick porn and watch something more reasonable surely there is some realistic small dick porn out there that shows what it would be like to fuck a small dick. Ohh wait thats called the cuck chair and your types are left in the corner jacking it off watching the bigger cocks bang the pussy.

Never mind your right call us hot girls and live out your faux big dick fantasies. I will try to hold back my giggles for you small dick phone sex losers. It will be fucking hard so very hard. Actually I probably wont hold back the laughter. Its gonna be a humiliation call before too long.

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Rub Your Panty Bulge for Bratty Phone Sex Princess Bree

Does your little snoop online have you looking at men who wear panties?

Sure you started out curious if other men wore panties too now your finding its oddly erotic to see those bulges. Often think what it would be like to drop down to your knees to worship those panty bulges?

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Hey I am not gonna stop ya. If anything this bratty phone sex princess is gonna give you a hard core nudge and say why arent you off finding another panty boy to rub upon. No its not gay to wanna touch and rub against each other. Nowadays they just call that heteroflexible.

Ooooh did I just give you a new term?

Ya thats when an opportunity presents itself with a person of the same sex and ya wont say no. Doesnt mean your bisexual or gay just more hey why not! Lots of my friends are hetroflexible now. Guess it sounds cooler than saying bisexual or bi curious.

So when your sitting there rubbing your panty covered cock looking at fellow panty boys bulges you can just say your exploring your heteroflexible side! Oh and your welcome for that little tidbit of sexual info. Bet it will make you feel far more comfortable should your other half walk in on you. Now just to explain why your in the panties?

That I dont have an answer for unless you say but baby you know how hard your pussy makes my cock! This was the only way I could think to get your pussy scent on my cock without you here. Hey damn thats might be a fucking good excuse. Your welcome again.

Now just think thats two rocking good excuses why your a panty boy imagine how hot a panty boy phone sex call will be with me! Yup I went there haha.

Like you expect anything less from this bratty phone sex princess.

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Become Bree’s Sissy Phone Sex Bitch

Should come as no surprise to you that I love sucking dick. Well not all dicks cause lets face it some dicks just dont measure up to have my perfect princess lips wrap around it. Course as a sissy phone sex bitch you havent learned that. Your still in the if it cums I will suck it phase of things. Haha.

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Ya I remember that moment well in my young high school life. It lasted about 15 days then I got a taste of my first big cock and was like umm ya little dicks buh bye! My mouth only waters for big beautiful fucking cocks.

That was the moment I knew I was a cock sucking whore. Hey that is far from slut shaming cause a whore has standards. Hell you may wanna stay with me sissy bitch I will  let you have my throw a ways. Haha. Now that is a fucking slut shame. Like you give a shit.

All your thinking about is what kind of standards to I have when it comes to sucking cock and how many dicks will your sissy phone sex bitch mouth wrap around when your hanging around with me. LOTS!

Fuck most the parties I go to are college ones and those boys love to party which usually means they are on the hunt to have their dicks sucked. Give them enough to drink and they will happily let a sissy bitch like you swallow back their jizz.

You do swallow right?

Dont tell me you dont cause that will be a big problem I am not gonna send the rejects to you and you spit out that itty bitty dribble of cum.

I think we need to have a little sit down and talk about what my expectations are if your gonna be my cock sucking sissy phone sex bitch.

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Taboo Phone Princess Bree

Shit! This phone princess has been doing nothing but rolling her eyes at the fuckers calling today. Its a lot of you know what I am up too. Ohh watching regular porn.

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Do you guys need a reminder that I am a taboo phone princess who is use to talking with perverts on the phone like I have no concept of what is normal any more or regular.

I wont ever guess what your doing cause in the past that has freaked guys out.

Please dont ask what I consider kinky cause like HELLOO taboo phone princess I am use to dealing with kinky fuckers and have no concept of kinky any more. I am a girl who either likes it or doesnt there is no kinky meter. Plus gauging someones kink scale is rather rude. I rather just chat n have a good time be it you telling me about your last fuck or hey them perverse fantasies that seem to make you guys extra horny.

This is a total no judgement zone well ok I will judge you for having a small cock but like you know that already but I aint gonna judge you for some kinky level.

I say taboo phone sex welcomed and I mean it. The most I will say is hey cool fantasy but like I know nothing about this fetish up to you if ya wanna chat with me or not. Its never an insult if you wanna talk to a girl who has more experience than me.

Anyways didnt mean to make this a ranty type of post but like just say what you fucking want in a fantasy and lets roll with things vs me reading your mind. Cause I maybe having a sph type mind set and humiliate you for the size of your dick. Hmm maybe I should have hey its this sort of day and see what happens. *things to ponder*

You can reach me at the  number below and lets rock some awesome taboo phone sex fantasies. Cause you know I am ready for that kinky shit.

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Hot Bratty Princess Bree

Kay this weekend is looking like it will royally suck for beach activities. Gonna have to figure something else out. Hoping its not a sign that I will have to put my bikini and beach wear a way cause like teasing old men with my hot bratty princess body is what gives me that extra razzle dazzle to my day.

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Ok not the word I wanted but like suddenly my Mom entered and was sprinkling in her mom isms. Blah fucking hate when that happens. If only she knew I was using her words in a kinky fetish phone sex blog about teasing old men with my hot body. Ya she would faint. No doubt about it.

Like OMG I was sitting in the backyard when I was home a few weekends ago. It was right hot so wore my bikini the whole time. Yup the old man from next door was out all weekend doing yard work and peeping over the fence perving out on this hot bratty princess body.

Sure he was all chatting me up trying to pretend it was some old man sweetness but we both know he was taking those mental pics that would have him stroking his old man junk till he shot a load out.

I would be all ewww. Well ok ya the visual is yuck but like hey dude if my hot body can raise that wrinkly hot dog then stroke away just dont have a heart attack alright. I mean it would be a wicked compliment but eh dont wanna have a death on my hands you know!

So yup if you are wanting to be like the pervie neighbour and worship this hot bratty princess body then by all means call and lets chat about some sick fetish phone sex stuff. You know you pervs love the taboo stuff.

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Kinky Phone Sex Roleplay with Bree

Ya your favorite bratty princess is around and taking calls. I mean lets face it my social life has taken a bit of a nose dive the last few months thanks to a certain thing we all hate talking about. Since I am at home might as well log in to take kinky phone sex roleplay.

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Was gonna say forget that your at home but really your a fucking loser is isolation life any different than your usual one? I mean other than your now working from home and cant hear all the girls laughing as they walk on by your cubicle.

Dont worry my sexy princess giggle will be more than happy to fill in and remind you of what a loser you are. Giggling away while you try and get my attention. Listening to me talk about the last amazing dick I had and well even now with lack of dick I still wont fuck you.

How fucking sad is that?

Well I guess not really cause your fucking use to it right? All the girls ignore you and would rather go without sex than think of you as a sex possibility.

So ya might as well just keep that theme rolling in our kinky phone sex roleplay. I could be your girlfriend that is cucking you. Your girlfriend that is gonna tease your balls till they are blue.

Hell dont even have to be your girlfriend can be your co worker that you been drooling over. Sure you have some sweet masturbation stories to her.

Thats what I got for now course I am all up for just down right humiliation and reminding why a loser like you will never get pussy like mine. Dont even need the roleplay fantasy for that shit haha.

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Bratty Phone Princess Bree

What are you doing this long weekend? I was gonna be hitting the beach and teasing some of those old man cocks but ya mother nature opted to have it rain so looks like the only dicks this bratty phone princess will be teasing are the ones on the phone.

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Not that I am complaining cause like that is a blast too.

Plus teasing via the phone means you can dive into those taboo fetishes n fantasies that most would just freak out about in real life. Like the daddy/daughter role plays. I mean ya its hot to call someone daddy when your going at it in the bedroom but when you already look barely legal its  a bit of a taboo topic to say when walking the streets. Trust me this bratty phone princess has made the mistake once or twice haha.

Last time I never even started the Daddy/ Daughter stuff I was at a restaurant and my date got up to go to the washroom and the waitress came to the table and asked if my daddy wanted another drink or not?

Nah just the cheque will do cause Daddy wants to get a piece of this ass.

Yup the look on her face when I said that was priceless. Well bitch dont assume! Bet you would love to be sitting across from me when I say those things. Part of you turned on to be outed for loving to fuck young bratty phone princess pussy and course the other part of you down right humiliated that you get a raging hard on for being outed.

Knowing everyone is staring at you for being a full on pervert. Sure they were looking before and wondering but now they KNOW!

Haha ya I am totally up for outing your perverted old man ass and teasing it of course.

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Panty Boy Humiliation with Princess Bree

What is it with you guys and your panties?

Ok like I know panties are super sexy and they feel great so maybe thats it?

But nahhhh I think you guys just love knowing you could be busted at any moment with your panty lines or better yet you laundry hamper diving to hunt down for the perfect pair of dirty panties.

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Cause lately its Princess Bree I have my girlfriend’s panties on. Princess Bree I bought panties. Princess Bree I am a panty boy!

Like dude stop the bus and back it up some… You have a girlfriend and can steal her panties? How the fuck did a panty boy get a girlfriend? Actually thats what I wanna know more than the why your wearing panties.

How has your girlfriend not busted you for wearing panties? Cause I am like 99999% sure I would figure out my boyfriend is stealing my panties and wearing them. Like you would stretch them out.

No not by your package. Cause lets face it all you guys phoning me have small dicks so those panties are not getting misshapen in that area haha. No but like your hips have to be bigger than your girlfriend’s.

Ohh unless you fucks date fat chicks!

That has to be it you panty boys date the big girls cause they are the only ones will have you. They probably know  you are a panty boy but over look it cause like they are desperate for cock. Hey how do you fuck them big girl pussies with such a small cock?

Wait is this were you tell me noo Princess Bree my girlfriend is super hot! Then you must have a very thick wallet hahah cause dude the only thing thats 3.5″ that I get excited over is a credit card with no spending limit. Yup I said it.

Well I am off to sort though my panty draw figure out which ones need to go and which ones bring me joy or some bullshit like that. Guessing for you panty boys they all bring you joy hahah.

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Bratty Barely Legal Phone Sex Princess Bree

Seriously why do the MILFs in the neighborhood even try? You bitches can dress up in your tight mom jeans and tops you obviously stole from your daughters but you will never be as hot at this barely legal phone sex princess.

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Yup my friends and I watch the Mom walk out to get their mail dressed super nasty hoping the men in the block will notice them. Oh it aint happening. Those guys are looking past you and drooling over the hot piece of ass that is behind you. Your barely legal daughter.

How do I know?

Cause hello before I was a barely legal phone sex princess! I was one of those girls that was walking around the block in my super short shorts and bikini tops teasing all the old men. Making them pop boners in their jeans.

Hell there was this one time. Fucking hilarious really.

New guy moved in next door and he was single. Divorced or something. My mom and all her coupon gals were cackling over him one day. I really dont ever listen to them but when they talk about some hottie in the neighborhood my ears perk up.

My mom was all I am going to try and get some of that. Which in and of itself is nasty.

Mom sex? Ewww!

Now when I lived at home I was an all around brat. Like I was sweet and stuff but when I didnt get my way then I admit that I was a straight up brat. Right then I got denied going to some concert or sleep over. Which put Mom on the enemy list so if she wanted to tease the neighbour I was going to make sure she was in for a very difficult time. *evil grin*

Every time she was out there dressed “sexy” and talking to him. I would go out and yell “What the fuck, MOM! Why are you wearing my top. Your stretching it out with your flabby titties.” There I would be standing behind her in my bra and jeans.

Yup so much for him thinking he wanted to bang her.

Just knew he would be thinking of my perky tits and hot tight barely legal ass. Who wouldnt? I mean I am hot!

Ya the only way he would get it up for my mom is if he had a picture of me to look at. Haha!

So I could go on and on about the bratty things I have done but really wouldnt you much rather find out for yourself? I think so.

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ok ya this dude picked up the phone to tell me that he was totally jerking his dick to this catholic school girl phone sex fantasy. i shit you not! he was on his way home and passed this catholic church and started thinking about when he was in school and had a massive hard on daily for the school girls who would tease his dick. oh ya i would so be one of those girls who would be teasing his cock with my short plaid skirt. hahah that is when i am not pulled into the priests office for wearing my skirt so short. hell ya i would be that bad ass of a barely legal phone sex teen!

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course his naughty catholic school girl fantasy was one where I was to stay after school and well make up for not doing my homework… for like the last month. he was threatening to call my parents and tell them how naughty of a girl I was being. well little did he know I was a total nympho under this virgin white button up blouse.

I would totally rock his cock for some passing grade on those homework assignments. hell i would let him sniff my panties if it meant i could get a passing grade for his course. wait a minute what would i have to do to get an a in this course? i think i am up for the challenge.

hell ya i am ready for more!

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