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Small Penis Phone Sex Humiliation with Princess Bree

why the fuck do guys with small dicks think they can worship a hot teen girls pussy? no i am serious here! was on a date the other day and the guy really should of been a fucker calling me for some small penis phone sex humiliation and not thinking he was gonna be slipping that cocktail wiener in my sweet tight barely legal pussy.

honestly, i was totally put off cause he was super hot and that just killed me. i would of let him go down on me but he was the sort of guy who would of been humping my leg while he did it and well just ewww!

who wants that thing anywhere near them. not me! so had to show him the door after a serious make out session. bloody fucking hell was i disappointed.

you wanna know who wasnt disappointed? the dudes who called me when i logged in after my disaster date hahah. well the small dick phone sex losers anyways. i totally rocked their world even more than i usually do. and we all know i rock your work in the way of humiliation phone sex calls.

so really i should be logging in for calls after any bad date. or maybe i should keep the cocktail wienie around?? nah! who needs that sort of disappointment in their life. well unless he is willing to be a cuckold and be used by this fetish princess then we can talk but something tells me he wouldnt be into that.

of anyone in the universe he should be jumping for joy to be cucked by such a hot fucking bitch like me.

anyways thats been my week rocking small penis phone sex humiliation calls and failing at dating. always next week and well i will be adding a new vibrator to my wishlist cause apparently you guys cant please me any other way!

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Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Princess Bree

I always say dont ask a fucking question if your not prepared for the answer especially when it comes to dick size! Honestly. Swear every time I answer a dick size question it turns into a small dick humiliation thing. Not that I try to make it that but come on you know I am gonna wanna a decent size cock.

Yes this is a rant. Like ya havent learned by now that I am either all oh yay so and so called me or ranting about some fucking small dick loser. Plus its my blog so I can do what the fuck I want. Dont like it click the little x at the top of the screen.

Anyways this guy friend was all Bree what size dick makes you cum hard? I know weird friend but we were drinking and well I dont believe in sugar coating anything. If he has the balls to ask then I am gonna answer. So I said 9 gets me fucking creaming hard core but I really wont fuck anything less that 7. The dude suddenly went all OMG your a size queen.

Really? Did we just start hanging out? Course I am a size queen just cause I am 5’2 doesnt mean I am gonna settle for a dude who is pint size in the crotch department. Fuck that shit. I wanna man who can make my eyes pop out when he drops his drawers.

So then he went from a happy drunk to hitting the shots hard core and near crying ” I will never get laid” Oh gawd! Your one of those!!!! I talk to you all the time during a small dick humiliation phone sex call *massive eye roll* Now being a friend I could comfort him and say ya you will find a girl who will love you for your small wiener but the bratty domme won over and well I blame the alcohol.

The dude was like ugly crying over his pint size penis. There is no comforting that. And well I lost it when he told me he had a 5.5 inch cock. Sorry bratty princess was unleashed. Who will fuck that shit????

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Bratty Princess Loves to Humiliate Phone Sex Losers

Y’all fucking know I love humiliation phone sex stuff like ya call up for some sph and I am all over that shit. Some times the degradation type talk just happens like I dont even try to make fun of you but hey you losers make it so easy… can’t help it!

Well I could but like I really want too. So this guy calls up and he is all I wanna do some cei fantasy stuff. Hell ya making a dude jerk off only to eat that loser load! I am on it! Well the forcing him to eat his jizz load no way I am touching that sticky dick crap. Ewww!

There we are right into him jerking off for me he is huffing and puffing like he is on the treadmill. Burning some serious calories apparently. Heads up your wife asks what you been doing at the hotel just say you were at the gym bwwwwah who am I kidding like your fat ass makes it to the gym. More like the 3rd trip to the buffet table.

So this keeps going of him being like *huff* I am gonna cum Princess. *huff*cough*

Dude ya gonna survive?

Then the phone drops like literally I am crashing my way off the filthy infested hotel bed on to the floor. Bang. Boom. Ouch!

Picks me back up with a sorry over his short breath. Ok back to jerking off. This time his voice is super faint. WTF? Before I was in a wind tunnel of over exertions “DUDE WHAT YOU DOING???????”

“I put you on speaker phone so I can jerk off better. I need two hands”

Really? Your dick requires two hands? This I find extremely hard to believe. I think its more like 1 hand to move the big ole belly rolls to find your small ass dick so that you can use the other to finger stroke your cock.

Oh that got the huffing n puffin working hard core then calling out his fat ass on his stroking technique. Thank fucking GAWD I didnt have to watch it on cam. Like said no no no! Who wants to see that?

Anyways that had him squirting his ball load in to that belly roll and he did gobble it up. How could he not its like straight up protein shake bwwwahhh he is a hungry fuck. Gobble Gobble!

Nothing like a humiliation phone sex by a sexy bratty princess who is younger, hotter than you will ever get.

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SPH phone sex with Bree

So the other day, I was playing around on my phone, right? Actually, I was waiting for my friend to come over so that we could go out, but she’d texted me a few minutes earlier to tell me that she was running late or whatever. So I was basically just killing time until she got there.

Anyway, I ended up fucking around on one of those apps where you get hooked up to talk to random people. It wasn’t something I’d choose to do in my free time, but I guess it was fine for when I didn’t have anything better to do, like SPH phone sex with you guys.

So this one dude I was talking to kept telling me how big his dick was, blah, blah, blah, the whole spiel that losers always do. And I was like, “Yeah, yeah, ok, whatever.” He must’ve got kind of offended at that or some shit cuz he was all, “Here, lemme show you.” Insert massive *eyeroll* like I really wanna see a dick pic.

This dumb ass sent me a dick pic, and omg, it was fucking tiny!!! Wtf did he think he had to be proud of there with that useless pinky finger looking thing?

I probably should’ve told him to call me for SPH phone sex like all you other losers, but I didn’t. I just HAD to say something, though. Like, really, dude? This conversation is OVER!

And that’s the story of how some random dude on some random hookup app got introduced to SPH by your favorite bratty Princess and the last fucking time I go on one of those hook up apps. Cause lets face it if I wanna deal with small dick losers I will just do some SPH phone sex calls. Seriously! Like I wanna look at that shit. *waves my size princess flag high*

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Humiliation Phone Sex: Laughing at Hand Fuckers

hey hand fucks. well really this is about one particular hand fucker who loves when I call guys out about their inability to get pussy. ya he is married but even his wife knows his dick wont get her off. so she leaves him at home to entertain himself while she is entertaining her pussy with massive dick. well this night he decided he need to have a hot sexy princess like me to humiliate him. really like he had a better option. what is he going to do sit there and listen to him moan as he tries to get off. bet his hand was more than happy to dial my number for some hot and sexy humiliation phone sex.

the moment i picked up he was all Oh my god i love how you call out pathetic fucks in your blogs. oh ya i just knew he was going to be small dick loser and if he want he was about to tell me why he needed to be humiliated beyond belief. yup wasnt long before he was telling me all about how his wife left him home to look at big dick porn while she was out with the girls. swear that is like every wives excuse. oh ya babe i am going out with my girlies aka getting my girlie parts fucked.

with each fucking pathetic detail he told me the more i laughed. the more i laughed the more he was fist fucking. ya cant say i blame him my giggle is pretty jerk off-able.

so for those other hand fuckers you can find my hot sexy princess around and more than ready to humiliate you.

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fuck did i ever get a good laugh at the small dick phone sex loser who just called me. like seriously this guy was all thinking I wanted to fuck his tiny 3 inch white dick. ya see even you are laughing right now. who wouldnt fucking laugh at that itty bitty micro cock. ya that small dick loser wanted to fuck my bratty princess pussy. umm ya dream on little dick loser. i only spread my sexy legs for real dicks.

guess what that guy got, well aside from this brat giggling and laughing at him? no fuck get your mind out of the gutter like i would jerk off that fucking thing. eww! like i know i am a no taboo brat but come on there are fucking limits and touching that small dick is pretty much it. no i fucking teased his cock with my perfect bratty teen pussy. i knew he wanted it and wanted it bad but like he couldnt get it if he wanted it. haha!

oh dont be all that cruel. if you know me at all you know that i am all about teasing small dick losers isnt that what small dick phone sex humiliation is all about? well if it aint i didnt get the memo cause that is what i have been doing is teasing itty bitty dicks since i started doing phone sex.

so that means i fucking rock at humiliation calls too!

what are you waiting for? like call me and lets have some fun with your small dick well so i can have some fun with it by laughing at it.

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SPH Phone Sex: Canadian Pussy You Can Get

So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah
Canadian Pussy. I mean even the name is so perfect.

1oz Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey

1 oz Peach Schnapps

1 oz Orange Juice.

Mix all together in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses and serve.

See is a quick drink for shrimp dicks cause really what will you do with a tall drink. One sip an ur exploding anyways that close to a pussy. And don’t worry this isn’t just for shrimp dick it goes for limp dick wonders too. Well any loser boy that knows their dick wont be finding a pussy tonight. hahaha.

How many of you thought I was actually going to like hand over helpful tips on getting some hot canadian pussy? OMG you guys are even bigger losers than I thought.

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