Small Penis Phone Sex Humiliation with Princess Bree

why the fuck do guys with small dicks think they can worship a hot teen girls pussy? no i am serious here! was on a date the other day and the guy really should of been a fucker calling me for some small penis phone sex humiliation and not thinking he was gonna be slipping that cocktail wiener in my sweet tight barely legal pussy.

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honestly, i was totally put off cause he was super hot and that just killed me. i would of let him go down on me but he was the sort of guy who would of been humping my leg while he did it and well just ewww!

who wants that thing anywhere near them. not me! so had to show him the door after a serious make out session. bloody fucking hell was i disappointed.

you wanna know who wasnt disappointed? the dudes who called me when i logged in after my disaster date hahah. well the small dick phone sex losers anyways. i totally rocked their world even more than i usually do. and we all know i rock your work in the way of humiliation phone sex calls.

so really i should be logging in for calls after any bad date. or maybe i should keep the cocktail wienie around?? nah! who needs that sort of disappointment in their life. well unless he is willing to be a cuckold and be used by this fetish princess then we can talk but something tells me he wouldnt be into that.

of anyone in the universe he should be jumping for joy to be cucked by such a hot fucking bitch like me.

anyways thats been my week rocking small penis phone sex humiliation calls and failing at dating. always next week and well i will be adding a new vibrator to my wishlist cause apparently you guys cant please me any other way!

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Fetish Phone Sex Princess Bree

hey losers! your favorite phone sex princess is back on her blog. ya probably be short lived but hey when your busy being a taboo phone sex loving princess the blogging takes a back seat. sorry! kind of.. sort of.. not really. bring on the fucking sick fetish calls from your panty sniffing, furniture humping freaks!

so now that i am here what the hell to write. hahah.

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oh hell! i got new neighbours the last month and omg silver bengay couple. first i got to admit i was expecting them to be bitching about my music and shit. like its condo living the walls are decent but not great!

nope they cant hear my music nor my fucking. thank gawd. cause the wall we have in common is the bedroom one. just eww.

so like few weeks in and i am all omg i have grandma and grandpa living next door. *eyeroll* to one of my guy friends and he of course wants to bang the head board on the wall to see if they will bitch about this fetish phone sex princess getting some pussy action.

go in my bedroom and OMG they beat us to it. the old farts had their headboard banging on the wall! and if that wasnt bad enough!!!! it was a nice evening so our windows were open. yes both of ours. so we heard it ALL!

did you really think i would leave? hell the fuck no! went and grabbed some snacks and we listened like the dirty fucking perverts we were. damn had to start calling grandpa the silver bullet cause he was given’r good.

wait we may need to change that name cause that sounds like he was quick draw mcgraw (total mom quote right there haha) he was anything but quick they were going at it for like an hr. who knows how many orgasms she had.

was making both of us hot and horny though. who knew listening to grannies climax could be hot???

dont be all disgusted you know you would be all over that too. probably cheering them on your sick fucks!

ya when not taking fetish phone sex calls this bitch is listening to some high def porn audio hahah. well and trying to give it back to them too. cant have them out doing me in the sex department.

anyways the usual still applies here taking calls. being nasty and all that shit. will try to blog but really we know the truth haha.

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Panty Sniffing Phone Sex Losers

Heads up panty sniffer phone sex losers! I literally am wearing my panties from yesterday. HAHA ya thought that would grab you attention. Like whip lash city knowing that this hot bratty princess domme is sporting some well worn stinky panties.

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Ya like I dont go around announcing that in public. Wait just did but you know you fucking perverts definitely dont count. I like telling you guys shit to see what happens. Wanna see you get rock hard thinking about me in my sexy dirty panties.

Come on like you havent laid in bed wondering if I was someone to wear panties more than one day in a row. Fuck on Netflix binge days I wont shower or change my panties. Ooooo your reaching in your pants now.

So now that I have your nostrils flaring at the idea of sniffing my hot panties, I wanna know what is your favorite way to sniff dirty panties? Seriously! Are you the type of guy who wants to take them panties and run so you can enjoy them on your own or do you like the girl to wear them and rub them in your face. I mean there really are a number of different ways but I wanna know for you panty sniffer phone sex losers… What gets you off?

Yes I know why? Why? Why? Cause I am a nosy ass bratty princess that loves the details. Plus that means I get to humiliate you later hahaha. Oh right wasnt suppose to tell you that part.

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Hot Phone Sex Princess Bree Loves To Tease

Its WEDNESDAY! Fucking hump day! Well some of us are getting to hump something and well the rest of you losers are getting to hump well you know…. Those hands. Gonna live it up today and switch up hands?

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My Wednesday was spent teasing some old fuck on the bus. Ya I know what the hell was this hot phone sex princess doing on the bus? My car was in getting serviced. Boo and the guy doing drop offs was taking far too long. So jumped on the city bus. Which isnt such a bad thing till your on a bus crammed with the entire city on it. I am standing holding on for dear life as our bus driver is practicing for the Daytona 500. I almost landed in some old farts lap. Wouldnt he of been happy.

Pretty sure he put that newspaper down to hide his every happy dick trying to rise up. Just ewww. Dont old men need to pop viagra to sport a woody? I mean that just shows you the power of my hot body but damn that is like rising the fucking dead.

Course being the hot phone sex princess I am didnt want all that blood flow wasted so was teasing his cock like mad hahaha. Accidentally letting my skirt creep up to show some sexy ass cheeks. Oh ya I know I am being a tease but come on dudes his age never get a thrill. So had to give him a lil taste of what he will never. Ever. Fucking Touch.

Just the thought is disgusting.

Ya thats how I spent part of my day and it started out crappy but ended up pretty fun considering I was getting that old dudes heart racing. hahah. Now to tease some of you guys cause its far too much fun.

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Cock Sucking Phone Sex Humiliation with Bree

So finally heard from Gloryhole Mark! Like it had been so long since his cum sticky lips had been on the end of the phone I literally blanked on who it was on messenger. Yes! Its literally been that long! Anyways GM was in desperate need of some Princess Bree time so he called up for a bit of cock sucking phone sex humiliation.

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We caught up a bit since the last time I talked to the cum eater was before his big move. Seems his move was for the good as his lips have been around quite a few big thick cum filled dicks. Gloryhole Mark is back to his usual haunts and looking for dicks again. Hitting up the bath houses and drooling over naked men. How your friends dont know your a dick licker is beyond me really.

So what is the fag doing? He was partying it up in one of the best New Year Eve spots ever. Now being a sweet princess for but a moment I wont say where cause ya never know a friend of his could read and be like wait a minute thats the Mark I know!!!! See I can be nice at times. Lets not make it too often cause it really hurts my brain to be sweet.

Anyways Mark is at party central already for a few days and wouldnt you know it he is licking and sucking some big cock. Ok it was a couple but still thats better than most of you wanna be cock suckers out there least he is finding some dick and going to get it.

Gloryhole Marks big plans for the New Years Eve was to ditch his friends and go be a little cum bucket for who ever he could find. I of course told him he was better off celebrating with his friends. Ya right bring on the bus loads of dicks please.

Guessing it was a success as I never heard from Mark again. Like hello dude I want details! Did you get a facial for NYE of what? How many loads did you take. Like fill me the fuck in here.

Till Mark unsticks his lips give me a shout and tell me about your holiday adventures or talk about the shit you wish you did. Either way bring on the cock sucking phone sex humiliation! This Princess is ready.

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Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Princess Bree

I always say dont ask a fucking question if your not prepared for the answer especially when it comes to dick size! Honestly. Swear every time I answer a dick size question it turns into a small dick humiliation thing. Not that I try to make it that but come on you know I am gonna wanna a decent size cock.

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Yes this is a rant. Like ya havent learned by now that I am either all oh yay so and so called me or ranting about some fucking small dick loser. Plus its my blog so I can do what the fuck I want. Dont like it click the little x at the top of the screen.

Anyways this guy friend was all Bree what size dick makes you cum hard? I know weird friend but we were drinking and well I dont believe in sugar coating anything. If he has the balls to ask then I am gonna answer. So I said 9 gets me fucking creaming hard core but I really wont fuck anything less that 7. The dude suddenly went all OMG your a size queen.

Really? Did we just start hanging out? Course I am a size queen just cause I am 5’2 doesnt mean I am gonna settle for a dude who is pint size in the crotch department. Fuck that shit. I wanna man who can make my eyes pop out when he drops his drawers.

So then he went from a happy drunk to hitting the shots hard core and near crying ” I will never get laid” Oh gawd! Your one of those!!!! I talk to you all the time during a small dick humiliation phone sex call *massive eye roll* Now being a friend I could comfort him and say ya you will find a girl who will love you for your small wiener but the bratty domme won over and well I blame the alcohol.

The dude was like ugly crying over his pint size penis. There is no comforting that. And well I lost it when he told me he had a 5.5 inch cock. Sorry bratty princess was unleashed. Who will fuck that shit????

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Extreme Taboo Phone Sex with Bree

This is some fucking funny shit. Literally was talking about Taboo Brian with another guy and how I havent heard from him in like FOREVER! and BOOM the taboo phone sex freak calls me up this weekend. No shit!

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His dick must of been getting the twitch knowing I was talking about him. Ohhh Princess Bree is wondering what I am up too. If I am sucking some cock. See last time I talked to Taboo Brian he was in some trailer court waiting to find a house as he had just moved. If you ask me that freaky pervert deserved to live in a trailer. Not saying all trailer people are freaks but come on when you think trailer trash you definitely think Taboo Brian!

Well he found a house and his wife was gone for the weekend so break out the booze and some Bree! Unfortunately, the dude was miles away from civilization so no dicks would be sucked. Dammit all to fucking hell. Why the fuck did you buy a house in the middle of no where Brian? Oh we are private people. Fuck that shit. Your a cock sucking whore you need to live where you can hook your ass up with some dick is who you are.

So we were left with some taboo phone sex fantasy. Not bitching about that but you know when your craving to hear some dude suck back a load of strangers jizz its a bit of a let down. One day I will hear Taboo Brian’s lip smack on a guys balls. ONE DAY!

This call was pissed drunk Taboo Brian talking about what he likes best who he would want to suck off and well I would mention it but ya know there are some rules against that shit hahaha. I can say we did go from talking about humans to dogs. Haha! Fucking Freak!

Unfortunately Taboo Brian passed out drunk so he never did eat his cum oh well there is always next time.

As always Taboo Brian it was a blast catching up with your perverted ass.

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex with Bree

So what is it with you guys wanting to do a guided masturbation phone sex call? Seriously, like have you not figured out by now how to stroke your own cock?

Or is it one of those things where even your own hand is bored with what its having to do? So ya this sounds like I am complaining but really its more a WTF? Do you expect me to do with that limp piece of meat between your legs. Well some of you might have a bit of a bone to work with but ya know.

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Sure I have been doing phone sex for awhile now and all but honestly are you wanting me to give ya like a road map on how to stroke your dick? Or do you want me to describe some hot sexy fantasy that you will never be apart of in real life. Ya I know “Bree your a bitch!” but really I wanna know!

Like all these years of doing guided masturbation phone sex have to say that has always been a question on my mind. Rather silly to ask now but ya know better late than never. Which I cant say for you guys, your dicks never cum at the right time hahah.

So ya give me a call and lets talk over the finer points of this masturbation thing. Instructions vs fantasy vs whatever. Then I can go back to not giving a shit hahaha.

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Blue Ball Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Who knew that saying I love giving guys blue balls would have you all going OMG Bree your so fucking mean. Like did you just crawl out from under a rock or something?

Duh!

Be it real life orgasm denial or blue ball phone sex fantasies I am all over making you totally uncomfortable. Hah! Making you hard and those balls swollen with no satisfaction in sight is sort of my thing, ya know.

Ok well apparently you dont know for most of ya were all your not that mean are you? Which I was totally smiling through going nah. This sweet face? Could I be that mean? Never!

Then laugh when they were all ok so you will let me cum? Please! Like I give two shits about you shooting cum everywhere. Or is it more like a few dribbles I mean losers with small dicks only ever have a few drops.

If anything me pushing you into a blue balls phone sex call is doing you a fucking favor cause I am making you build up that nut juice into something worthy of releasing. May take a few orgasm denial calls but we can get you to a point of an awesome orgasm.

So maybe stop thinking of me doing you a disservice during a blue ball phone sex call and more how you can control your orgasms. Hell ya like I am being super thoughtful. Oh gawd! Never mind think of me as a bratty bitch that is ruining your orgasm and life. I prefer that.

Give your favorite bratty princess a call today for some blue ball phone sex fantasies.

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Bree Loves Humiliating Phone Sex Losers

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Hey phone sex losers! Ya your favorite bratty princess found her way back to  her blog what can I say between fucking you over on the phone and well just having fun off the phone my blog time rather sucks. I fully admit it and well get over it.

I was on the phone with Wally the dude that loves to be all OMG Princess you deserve my paycheck. I will do what ever you want. That guy! Well we were talking about phone sex losers mainly how he fit the list of losers but there was also this discussion on real life losers.

You know those losers that I love to tease to the point of getting them rock hard and giving them the ultimate in blue balls cause well it makes me happy. My happiness is the most important thing in the world right? Duh YES!

There was this one friend and well he still is a friend  cause well I like torturing him with what he cant have. Plus he is good for a laugh. Girl needs one of those twits in her life.

My friend spent quite a bit of money on me at the bar and I was all fuck  ya bring it on! He thought he was gonna get in my panties. OH SHIT NO!

Just cause you spend your pay cheque on me doesnt mean you will be getting in my panties. I choose who gets in there. Trust me this fucker doesnt qualify as princess pussy worthy. He couldnt get a leaky tap wet!

So afterwards we were hanging out at his place and I was all well your my entertainment lets see how far I can push you. AKA how blue can I get this fuckers balls. haha.

He was all grinding and dry humping my hip begging for my pussy. Which you phone sex losers all know I wont give up at just any fucker. You have to be fucking awesome to get my pussy. The grinding only proved he was not worthy of such an amazing pussy cause he lacked the inches to impress. Haha

It was super fun to watch him thinking he was gonna get somewhere. That all those drinks he bought me were to “loosen me up” Sorry there isnt enough drinks to get me ready for THAT.

Did enjoy giving him massive blue balls though. How about you? In need of being humiliated and denied by a hot bratty princess? Oh you so are give me a call.

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