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Bratty Phone Princess Bree loves to Humiliate

So apparently all this bratty phone princess needs to do is sit on a park bench and eat her lunch to make men feel less than worthy in life. Ok so like there is more too it than just that. The full on details to make a man feel a full sense of humiliation is to eat a fucking banana in front of him.

Well not like I was sitting there set on the purpose of seeing how many men I could make feel less than worthy of fucking any pussy let alone call themselves a man by eating one banana. It just sort of happen.

See my friend and I were in the grocery store picking up some yummies for a super impromptu lunch at the park. This lil grocery store has a guy making sushi right there so like primo sushi at crazy cheap prices and no line up. Its the bomb and really making my mouth water for some right now.

Well after we snag some sushi we head off to get some veggie and well pass these massive bananas like nearly 3 hands from end to end. My hands I should say. So she goes I doubt you could eat that whole thing. Well my mind was like huh eat it more like what lewd n crude things could I do with it?

Then my bratty phone princess brain clicked in and well lets just say the walk to the park had my brain going over n over what things I was gonna do with it.

Innocent things like how the fuck I was gonna eat this monster Naner.

Gessh do you think I am always thinking perverted things?

Ya course I was my brain was on over drive wondering what guys would be all drooling watching me eat this thing and what guys would give away they have a pint size dick.

Oh and those small dick losers did not disappoint like I didnt even have to verbally humiliate their small size. Just held up the banana while I had a chat with my friend over dumb shit we were watching on Netflix. Deep into the Circle if ya must know.

Call and tell me what reaction you would have to two hot girls sitting in the park with a massive banana. Hell better yet lets make this a 2 girl call and have both of us humiliate you.

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Cock Hungry Bree

What is up with all the small dick guys? Seriously? Does no one have a decent cock any more? I swear being a cock hungry princess I am left starving. Well before you shrimp dicks all get super excited I will never be that starving to be willing to fuck you.

Hell no!

Who ever fucks you guys?

Always wondered. Your so quick to wave around those little dicks thinking they are rock star cocks and I am left going this will be a super easy small penis humiliation phone sex call haha. Quickest money ever earned cause just one giggle will have you blowing your load and thanking my sexy princess ass.

Yup its happened. LOTS! You guys with your micro mini cocks just cant handle being in the presence of a super hot girl especially a barely legal princess like me. I tell ya I am 19teen and boom explosion. Well I think its an orgasm I mean the dribble that comes out of your dick really cant be called an explosion. Haha

Damn you guys really did get the short end of the stick literally. No inches to please a girls pussy and well no cum to spray. Toss in the most hilarious orgasm noises ever. Pretty sure you guys are just over dramatizing the orgasm. You aint no porn star dude!

Ok well I am done with this blog off to get my pussy fucked by a real dude. No seriously my fuck buddy just called to say he was free. This girl is about to get some massive dick!

I will tell you all about it during a small penis humiliation phone sex just be ready I may get ya to slurp up his cream pie!

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ok ya this dude picked up the phone to tell me that he was totally jerking his dick to this catholic school girl phone sex fantasy. i shit you not! he was on his way home and passed this catholic church and started thinking about when he was in school and had a massive hard on daily for the school girls who would tease his dick. oh ya i would so be one of those girls who would be teasing his cock with my short plaid skirt. hahah that is when i am not pulled into the priests office for wearing my skirt so short. hell ya i would be that bad ass of a barely legal phone sex teen!

course his naughty catholic school girl fantasy was one where I was to stay after school and well make up for not doing my homework… for like the last month. he was threatening to call my parents and tell them how naughty of a girl I was being. well little did he know I was a total nympho under this virgin white button up blouse.

I would totally rock his cock for some passing grade on those homework assignments. hell i would let him sniff my panties if it meant i could get a passing grade for his course. wait a minute what would i have to do to get an a in this course? i think i am up for the challenge.

hell ya i am ready for more!

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Taboo Cheerleader Phone Sex Role Play with Bree

Am the first to admit I know nothing about basketball, well sports in general really. I spent more time under the bleachers or in the back of the sports bus making out with the jocks. But since most the universe is consumed with March madness it does have me thinking its time to do some taboo phone sex role play.

You know the sorts where I am the hot cheer leader you want to bang on the back of the bus while your buddies are all resting after the big game. Helping you relieve some after game tension. Dont laugh its when you guys fuck the best. Hell wouldnt it be hot if you totally fucked me behind my boyfriends back on that bus?

Or what about some pregame time under the bleachers. Who doesnt love a little blowie to get rid of those pregame jitters. Really hate for you to get an erection in those game shorts while your trying to concentrate on your free throw.

You see where I am going with this right? Some sports related sex phone sex role play sounds fucking awesome right now. Can not tell you how hot those sports casters make me. Oh wait is that me admitting that I actually watch sports?

Well I cant say I pay attention to much of what is going on but all the buzzers, whistles and cheering gets my panties wet. Who is with me for some hot taboo fantasy fun?

Just ask for Bree the sexy cheer leader ready to cheer you to an orgasm. Well my cheers might be a bit gargled cause I have something in my mouth lol.

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Babysitter Phone Sex Fantasy with Bree

Did you wife just hire some hot babysitter? Now all you can think about is bending that sweet barely legal teen over the back of the couch and fucking that oh so tight pussy?

Ya thought so you dirty fuck!

Haha I remember all to well being a babysitter and having some hot dad’s that I would tease endlessly with my super short skirts and amazingly tight tees. Wait I still do it except its during babysitter phone sex fantasies.

Really I think being able to act out the taboo fantasies on the phone is way hotter cause half the guys I babysat for rather live with blue balls that jump my barely legal teen bode. Never could figure it out why?

Least in a babysitter phone sex fantasy they are totally willing to fuck me haha! Wanna know something super taboo? Even had a few poppa’s call me on their way home from dropping of their blue ball teaser. Yup I know how dirty is that we are getting it on in the mini van!

You must have some dirty babysitter fantasy rolling around in that brain of yours? Think you need to give me a call and lets have some fun with it. Can be an innocent tease all the way to something more forceful on your part. Ya like I said its a fantasy thing so really anything goes.

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Taboo Phone Sex Stories

Oh my GAWD! I told my girlfriend what like a month ago about that I do phone sex and she is pestering me about what did I talk about last. Have there been any good calls. Did you talk to Taboo Brian or Glory Hole Mark.

Seriously? This is why I dont tell people what I do cause they become annoying ass bitches. Ya I dont care if she really reads this cause I am sure she is googling away to find my taboo phone sex blog.

Sure you going but Bree ask her about her kinky sex stuff. I did! The most I got out of her was she wore panties for a few days for a boyfriend. Ok if this is your idea of getting all fucking kinky an dirty then we really need to have a discussion. Sure that is nasty but come on. Dirty panties?

What the hell was your boyfriend doing with them that is what I wanna know what he fucking your stinky pussy while he sniffed your panties?

Like you werent wondering yourself.

Anyways I ask her questions then she fucking flips the convo and I end up on some weird twisted The View. Haha actually that might make that show worth watching if they talked about kinky fetishes. My issue is I do fucking love talking about the taboo phone sex topics so she knows if she can get me talking she can start to ask me anything.

I just wanna know what the hell she does in the way of kinky taboo shit. Maybe she is hoping to learn a few things off me. I will get to the bottom of this. One way or the other.

Till then you guys will just have to keep phoning so I have lots of taboo phone sex stories to give her hahaha. Well dont think I am gonna go around making things up for her do you? I think fucking not.

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Perverted Phone Sex with Bree

There is this girl that I have been hanging out with for a bit and well she never fully knew what I did for “work” lets say. She was wondering how I could live in a cool apartment in the city asking if my dad was paying the bills. Ha fucking wish. Daddy cut me off ages ago. Now I am lucky to get a few hundred from him every other week.

Suppose letting her go through my closet was a mistake cause she was seeing all the clothes from my last shopping spree at VS when I was in Vancouver the other week. Thanks J! Not to mention my amazing collection of high end purses. Ya no walmart or winners for this perverted phone sex princess.

I rather not go around screaming I am a phone sex girl to people cause like most dont understand and well if your over a certain age and well unattractive you get really fucking bitchy. Hey girl I didnt invent the phone sex biz just jumped on the fun train. Like the old bitches have said I was a whore. Nah your old man calling me is the one wanting to be a gang bang cum whore.

Ok so little bit of unresolved issues on that one hahaha.

So I finally decided to tell my friend that I did phone sex fuck me if she didnt give me the for real? Look and was all excited. She was a closest pervert and once she knew that I talked to fucking male perverts all the time she was like sweet we can talk serious nastiness now.

It was pretty funny cause we ended up laughing and giggling over some of the fucked up things callers have said to me on the phone. Like Taboo Brian and Glory Hole Mark and a few others that dont give a shit if your outed.

She was so totally fascinated and even a bit perplexed hahah it was funny to watch her digest the level of filth that I talk about.

Course we never did really hit what she gets up to in the way of perversion so that could be an interesting conversation at a later date. YIKES! She may make you guys look like nuns hahahah!

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Bratty Domme Phone Sex Bitch Bree

Ok I know its been fucking forever and like well forever since I blogged but there is one person who has been waiting a week for this blog to be tossed up. TABOO fucking BRIAN! Ya his worthless shit of a cock sucking ass called me out of the blue just before Christmas. Sure I could of ran to the computer and tossed up some half fucked up blog about how his drunk ass was perving it up in the Atlanta area but nah. This bratty domme phone sex bitch couldnt do that besides I was totally comfy in bed.

Not like that cock sucker wanna be actually got some dick while he was in… Fuck if I could remember what back woods area of Atlanta he was in but there were no fucking men to dominate his ass and make him slurp back some load of cum.

I would blame the lack of perverts in that area but really think its the lack of planning on Taboo Brians part. Like if you know your gonna be in a certain area before ya get all shit faced drunk or what ever you party with set up your men first. Or least set up how your gonna go about getting them. So its just point in click in your blurry eye haze.

Seriously Brian was all screaming I need my ass fucked. I need men. Get me men.

Like I am some genie in a bottle that can be bop the phone and get him a line up of cum filled cock to suck. Sure this bratty domme phone sex bitch lives in Canada which is near to heaven on earth as you get but there is no magical powers with living here. All he got was me laughing in his ear for being a fucking dip shit and not arranging his night of freedom from the ball and chain better.

Hell call a fucking pro dude!

Oh wait he did he called me. Sorry I got no dick and I am so not in Georgia.

Rather surprised with all the screaming about wanting dick that the guy sleeping in the room next to his never came over and fucked taboo brian’s ass like seriously he was loud. The whole city probably knew he was desperate for dick.

Got to ask Taboo Brian did you ever find some cum? Or did you have to go through Christmas dinner wishing for Cum in the new year??? Dont worry sure you will get some soon your a dirty whore and sluts know how to find cum.

Talk soon.

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Hey guys out in pervert land. So I have finally got my blog up and running. I know took a long as fucking time. Unfortunately, it took so long cause I was trying not to loose all my wicked ass blogs of humiliation from all you sick freaks. Ya well that was an epic fail. So after like wallowing in some vodka for a bit. I realize that its totally unfair not to get my ass back to blogging and like recreate this blog with even newer sicker nastier blogs than before. So Taboo Brian, Glory Hole Freak and Office Perv! Ya all need to call so that my blog can get some juicy ass shit back on it. Like asap dudes!

I so know your not out there doing some sick ass shit cause like hello I know you dudes. You make my blog so fucking awesome. Oh and if your not those above mention dudes but like want your name plastered all over my blog then yup call up your favorite bratty phone sex princess ~ ME!

I have snagged a few favorite blogs from blogger since I am deleting it and well some of them were just too cute to let go in the wind ya know what I mean. No I never did blog about the 3 musketeers of filth and I was looking!

Anyways just a quick little I am back and watch out for some awesome updates. Who knows might be some other sexy ass bratty phone bitches blogging on here too.

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ya this bratty phone sex princess has been super naughty in my catholic school uniform. hahah i swear like doesnt everyone make out in the confessional? really! the fucking nuns keep catching me in there with my panties around my ankles and telling me how its un god like. something about what would jesus do? close the fucking door and let me get a good fuck. i so think the priest would love to hear me banging away in the confessional going fuck me lord! ya know he is a sick fucker and would watch. probably would steal my panties and sit there afterwards sniffing them doing his hail mary’s. hahah fuck ya bet those panty boys are like when did panty sniffing happen in church? on in the church of freak. fuck can you imagine if i had a church like the shit that would happen there hell ya. people would be fucking in the aisles. praying the the mighty strap on. maybe i should get my priest status. i would have all the freaks coming to me.

got a religious play phone sex fantasy and need a taboo phone sex princess to help ya out with it. so like give me a call and lets have some fun.

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