Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Princess Bree

I always say dont ask a fucking question if your not prepared for the answer especially when it comes to dick size! Honestly. Swear every time I answer a dick size question it turns into a small dick humiliation thing. Not that I try to make it that but come on you know I am gonna wanna a decent size cock.

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Yes this is a rant. Like ya havent learned by now that I am either all oh yay so and so called me or ranting about some fucking small dick loser. Plus its my blog so I can do what the fuck I want. Dont like it click the little x at the top of the screen.

Anyways this guy friend was all Bree what size dick makes you cum hard? I know weird friend but we were drinking and well I dont believe in sugar coating anything. If he has the balls to ask then I am gonna answer. So I said 9 gets me fucking creaming hard core but I really wont fuck anything less that 7. The dude suddenly went all OMG your a size queen.

Really? Did we just start hanging out? Course I am a size queen just cause I am 5’2 doesnt mean I am gonna settle for a dude who is pint size in the crotch department. Fuck that shit. I wanna man who can make my eyes pop out when he drops his drawers.

So then he went from a happy drunk to hitting the shots hard core and near crying ” I will never get laid” Oh gawd! Your one of those!!!! I talk to you all the time during a small dick humiliation phone sex call *massive eye roll* Now being a friend I could comfort him and say ya you will find a girl who will love you for your small wiener but the bratty domme won over and well I blame the alcohol.

The dude was like ugly crying over his pint size penis. There is no comforting that. And well I lost it when he told me he had a 5.5 inch cock. Sorry bratty princess was unleashed. Who will fuck that shit????

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Extreme Taboo Phone Sex with Bree

This is some fucking funny shit. Literally was talking about Taboo Brian with another guy and how I havent heard from him in like FOREVER! and BOOM the taboo phone sex freak calls me up this weekend. No shit!

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His dick must of been getting the twitch knowing I was talking about him. Ohhh Princess Bree is wondering what I am up too. If I am sucking some cock. See last time I talked to Taboo Brian he was in some trailer court waiting to find a house as he had just moved. If you ask me that freaky pervert deserved to live in a trailer. Not saying all trailer people are freaks but come on when you think trailer trash you definitely think Taboo Brian!

Well he found a house and his wife was gone for the weekend so break out the booze and some Bree! Unfortunately, the dude was miles away from civilization so no dicks would be sucked. Dammit all to fucking hell. Why the fuck did you buy a house in the middle of no where Brian? Oh we are private people. Fuck that shit. Your a cock sucking whore you need to live where you can hook your ass up with some dick is who you are.

So we were left with some taboo phone sex fantasy. Not bitching about that but you know when your craving to hear some dude suck back a load of strangers jizz its a bit of a let down. One day I will hear Taboo Brian’s lip smack on a guys balls. ONE DAY!

This call was pissed drunk Taboo Brian talking about what he likes best who he would want to suck off and well I would mention it but ya know there are some rules against that shit hahaha. I can say we did go from talking about humans to dogs. Haha! Fucking Freak!

Unfortunately Taboo Brian passed out drunk so he never did eat his cum oh well there is always next time.

As always Taboo Brian it was a blast catching up with your perverted ass.

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Bree’s Horny Phone Sex Pay Pig

A certain horny phone sex pay pig was reaching for the phone and his wallet the other day. You all know who that is Wally, who was traveling for work and course knew he had to spend some time and money on his favorite bratty princess.

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He tells me stories of how he will randomly and secretly spoil girls in his path which is cool but it doesnt fill that need he has. The one where a girl fully knows he is spoiling them and well lets face it. Only. Wants. MORE!

That is how he became a phone sex pay pig that desire to hear a hot sexy princess say open that wallet its mine. Give me what it contains. Lord know he wont hear a girl asking for whats in his pants. Well the front zipper area. Nah that back pocket is all we hot girls want.  That thick bulge cause we know you bulked up at the bank machine.

Wally is probably reading this getting super hot and horny all over again as  you should. Actually there is no probably about it he is. Cause I know your reading this Wally my lil phone sex pay pig, that tip the other day was very disappointing. I know for a fact you can do better. You will do better with tipping on the next round of wallet fucking calls too.

Hopefully this blog will have dear phone sex pay pig Wally pushing for another business trip away, so he can make it up to me. Ya and the whole hang up shit doesnt make up for the tip shortage. One had nothing to do with the other for this bratty princess.

Cant wait to hear from ya again Wally 🙂

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Blue Ball Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Who knew that saying I love giving guys blue balls would have you all going OMG Bree your so fucking mean. Like did you just crawl out from under a rock or something?

Duh!

Be it real life orgasm denial or blue ball phone sex fantasies I am all over making you totally uncomfortable. Hah! Making you hard and those balls swollen with no satisfaction in sight is sort of my thing, ya know.

Ok well apparently you dont know for most of ya were all your not that mean are you? Which I was totally smiling through going nah. This sweet face? Could I be that mean? Never!

Then laugh when they were all ok so you will let me cum? Please! Like I give two shits about you shooting cum everywhere. Or is it more like a few dribbles I mean losers with small dicks only ever have a few drops.

If anything me pushing you into a blue balls phone sex call is doing you a fucking favor cause I am making you build up that nut juice into something worthy of releasing. May take a few orgasm denial calls but we can get you to a point of an awesome orgasm.

So maybe stop thinking of me doing you a disservice during a blue ball phone sex call and more how you can control your orgasms. Hell ya like I am being super thoughtful. Oh gawd! Never mind think of me as a bratty bitch that is ruining your orgasm and life. I prefer that.

Give your favorite bratty princess a call today for some blue ball phone sex fantasies.

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Princess Bree Gives Cum Eating Phone Sex Instructions

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So often I hear Bree your such a brat like they expect that to come as a huge surprise! Umm Thanks that’s exactly what I am going for. Why hide the fact that I am a brat. Honestly, your gonna figure it out pretty fucking quick once I open my mouth and your left drooling for more. Even notice more when your listening to me dish out some cum eating phone sex instructions. Like really that will have you going OMG she is fucking vicious! As I deny you that orgasm and have you licking your lips for that precum. Ha!

Ya I totally love it!

See I am not gonna change being a bratty fucking princess one bit. Why bother when I have so much fun. You guys are so eager to impress me while your jerking off your cocks to my instructions. Asking does this impress you Princess? Like I give a shit. Are you close to cumming? Awesome lets ruin that shall we?

Oh oops that was a bit of a detail I shouldnt of gave away. Yes I will ruin your orgasm and leave you with blue balls hahaha. Its the best and as much as your whispering under your breath what a bratty fucking bitch I am your loving it too. Swear its my lovely giggle that makes you wanna keep on doing what I want over n over again.

Dont worry I know your eager to eat up that cum. Like your licking your lips. Near smacking them in my ear as a reminder thats why your here. Haha. I havent forgotten one bit. Totally teasing you with that fact you wanna swan dive your tongue into a fist full of sticky sperm.

I will get to it when my brattty self is ready. For now you can call and we can work those balls into a jizz tornado with my joi.

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Wallet Fucking Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Anything for you Princess!

Yup that is like my favorite thing to hear. Followed by “Whatever will make you happy, Princess.” Racking up your credit card with presents makes me happy. Knowing that card is reaching the limit cause its filled with things for your Princess. My Paycheck getting fatter while your wallet is getting thinner. Yup makes me happy.

Oh ya you know who this fucking blog is about the one and only WALLY! Having his wallet drained by yours truly. Honestly it has been way too long since he had called so that meant the wallet was extra fat for me.

Sure he has a girlfriend and all but really lets face it that girlfriend will not be able to work that wallet over quite like me. She cant sweet talk him like I can. Promising him all sorts of things then denying him it as a special phone sex princess can.

I mean his girlfriend can try but in the end she will fucking pay up with spreading her legs. YUCK! Wally knows my legs wont open for him. Well they do as I slide on a pair of hot panties to cover up my pussy. Haha! Access denied Wally Boy!

So go on have your girlfriend but I know your wallet really belongs to me.

Your wallet begs to be drained by me.

After all you get so fucking hard seeing those wallet draining charges on your credit card statement. Its like my gift to you. Wow isnt that thoughtful of me. A gift that gives long after we talk.

Oh Wally you probably already jerked off to those last wallet fucking phone sex charges so best work on getting another business trip soon. My paycheck could do with some Wally time.

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

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So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Wallet Rape Phone Sex with Bree

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Shit the wankers are coming out of the closets this week. Like last week fucking Taboo Brian called up and this week Wally dialed up to spoil his fav phone sex princess. Course I had to ask where the fuck he had been? If I am your favorite then really how can you go so long with not talking or spoiling me?

The answer?

He fucking got a girlfriend. Like a live, breathing, touchable, fuckable kind. Ya I had him repeat it too. Apparently phone wankers can get fucked in real life. Who knew?

Course its a new relationship and he is all OMG when can I tell her I am a closet freak? Umm never like HELLO that is why I am here. Plus I dont want her trying to dig those girlfriend fingers in your wallet. Thats all mine baby!

So open it up and lets get to pampering Me! Its been way too long since your wallet said Hi to my hot ass.

Ya reading this should get you twitching to spoil me some more there Wally. Shall I point out that there is a lovely link to my wishlist page in the bottom of this blog?? Well there is and you can buy me shit off it. Any fucking time. Hell do it when your sitting on the other end of the couch playing footies with the girlfriend. Ya honey I did like that movie. *click* present for Bree.

Yes I do think we should go see that movie on friday night. *click* present for Bree.

See how fucking hot that is? Oh ya emptying your wallet right under your sweet girlfriends nose. Hell ya bring it on!

Then there is always calling your favorite bratty princess for a wallet rape 🙂

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Phone Sex Princess Bree Humiliates a Wanna Be Cum Piggy

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So in typical phone sex Princess style I have been busy enjoying the fucking awesome weather on the west coast. Ya you think that Canada means its the land of ice and snow and well brrr. Fucking far from the truth its been sun, sand and bikinis. Ok so the bikinis are a bit far off but not that much. hahah.

When my ass aint soaking up the sun its around for your fucked up losers kinky, taboo sexual fantasies. Dude like OMG the shit that goes through your minds to get your dicks hard. FUCK!

Well most of you know cause I blog about ya! Why should I be the only one to giggle over the humiliating shit that happens on the phone. Nah! Like take all the blogs about taboo brian he is one fucked up cum hungry dude.

Why bring him up well cause he called of course! That little wanna be cum piggy called me last night cause his boring vanilla wife was sound asleep and he needed to whack one off since should wouldnt spread her legs. Wonder what she would think if she knew the sick filthy things he thought about to get his dick hard? Haaaaaa!

Well Taboo Brian was a totally fucking jerk off last night wandering around a camping site twiddling his cock here and there trying to thinking totally taboo things. HINTING about what he would like to do cause he didnt wanna speak too loud and alter the people in tents that they had a full on cum craving creep wandering around.

Yup dont fear the wild life! Ya got to fear the dude in slot 10 who will jump out and suck your dick. The whole time Bree dont make me do anything stupid I gotta stay normal. Dont make me a cum piggy. Hah like I am his kyrptonite. Dont worry Taboo Brian your phone sex princess’ got your back lets go spew some cum on the side of your camper right underneath where your pathetic wife is sleeping.

OH and Taboo Brian is traveling to the OC so this wanna be cum piggy will be on the hunt for some dick. He is wanting a train to fill him with sticky jizz. Cant remember the dates but those in the area get your dicks ready a very deprived slut is on its way.

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Humiliating A Phone Sex Loser

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Guess who was traveling for work? Well like you need to guess this phone sex loser was all over my twitter last night haha TABOO fucking BRIAN! Hell ya love it when he comes out to play. Would be better if he wasnt held up in buttfuck Georgia. Actually let me correct myself it no buttfuck Georgia. Seriously is there no cock sucking going on in that fucking state???

Like Taboo Brian was searching CL for some horny dude to come over and violate his drunken mouth hell even his virgin like ass and there were no ads posted since like beginning of February or something like that. WTF???

Here is a dude away for a few days from the old ball n chain and can totally tap into his taboo cock sucking desires and he is on the phone with ME! Well talking to me aint that bad part the bad part is there aint no fucking dick in his mouth and this phone sex princess isnt listening to some cock slurping. Thats the fucking shame!

Where do you Georgia fucks go to get nasty? There wasnt even a sex store there!!!!!! Can you believe it! Ok maybe if you live down there you might but I was all OMG OMG OMG you need to leave now cause you are about to be abducted by aliens or something. How does a town not have a sex store how do you people get your vibrators and dildos?

Anyway off my princess soap box of the lack of perversion in Georgia. Taboo Brian switched to a different online place and well there were some ads still iffy but once he placed an ad *cue angel music* there were responses. Like there are guys in need of their dicks to be sucked. He was getting hit off the fucking chart. So much he fucking hung up on me to go get dick hahaha.

I was rather insulted but he was like Bree dick on the other line got to go *click*

It had been years since he had real dick in his mouth vs just some lets talk about when you did cock sucking phone sex fantasy shit. Hey I love phone sex like duh! But when a dick worship whore has the chance to slap them lips on a throbbing cock I so know where he is going… To the real thing.

Mind you Taboo Brian is there till Thursday I think you best being calling your favorite phone sex princess with an update on your whoring ways. Wanna know how many dicks came in your Days Inn room last night? Did you get any complaints for being too loud? Oh the questions haha cause I am nosy like that.

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