Not sure what it is about Wednesday that has me coming to write a blog for you small dick losers but once again here I am to say: Happy Hump Day! Please go easy humping the pillow.
What? You know the only thing your dick is seeing is a fucking pillow or maybe you are opting to hump the mattress or couch cushion. Either way that small dick of yours is so not seeing a pussy.
I mean you technically could show off your dick to A pussy but its just the screen on your phone and that pussy isnt moaning for your limp noodle. That oooh ya baby pound me harder is for that vibrator in her hand or the porn dick you will never measure up to be.
Ya this is where you go fuck Bree your harsh but that dick twitching between your fingers is going yes please more humiliation. I crave more small dick humiliation for I am unworthy of a pussy.
Which I am more than happy to dish out to you over the phone hahah cause my fingers love twirling through your wallet. Taking that crisp cash that funny enough is bigger than your so called “hard on”.
This is where you open your mouth to tell me I have it all wrong that your are not like all the other small dick losers out there but unfortunately as your lips flap open your dick is way too over stimulated and will burst away.
Ooopsie can’t handle a hot, sexy phone sex brat even mentioning you cushion humping before your dick explodes. So maybe next time you put the cock down and call me so that you can hear my ever so sweet laughter.
Sure the words make for a fun humiliation phone sex call but my laughter is what will stick with you longer after loser boy!
Just ask for Bree
My twitter fetishprincess
Call me at.
