Shit the wankers are coming out of the closets this week. Like last week fucking Taboo Brian called up and this week Wally dialed up to spoil his fav phone sex princess. Course I had to ask where the fuck he had been? If I am your favorite then really how can you go so long with not talking or spoiling me?
The answer?
He fucking got a girlfriend. Like a live, breathing, touchable, fuckable kind. Ya I had him repeat it too. Apparently phone wankers can get fucked in real life. Who knew?
Course its a new relationship and he is all OMG when can I tell her I am a closet freak? Umm never like HELLO that is why I am here. Plus I dont want her trying to dig those girlfriend fingers in your wallet. Thats all mine baby!
So open it up and lets get to pampering Me! Its been way too long since your wallet said Hi to my hot ass.
Ya reading this should get you twitching to spoil me some more there Wally. Shall I point out that there is a lovely link to my wishlist page in the bottom of this blog?? Well there is and you can buy me shit off it. Any fucking time. Hell do it when your sitting on the other end of the couch playing footies with the girlfriend. Ya honey I did like that movie. *click* present for Bree.
Yes I do think we should go see that movie on friday night. *click* present for Bree.
See how fucking hot that is? Oh ya emptying your wallet right under your sweet girlfriends nose. Hell ya bring it on!
Then there is always calling your favorite bratty princess for a wallet rape 🙂
Princess Bree!
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